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       Catbert the Evil HR Director says to the staff, "Video cameras have
       been installed in all work areas."   Catbert holds up a badge and
       says, "Employees must wear I.D. badges around their neck."   Catbert
       continues, "Your internet and telephone usage will be monitored."  
       Catbert continues, "Everyone will undergo mandatory drug testing."  
       Catbert thinks to himself, "They're not resisting. They're ready for
       phase two."   Catbert says, "Prepare to be permanently marked by hot
       ironos."   The Boss asks Catbert, "Will that hurt?" Catbert answers,
       "I'll be fine. Thanks for asking."   Everyone holds Wally down on the
       table as Catbert announces, "Wally is about to experience brand
       awareness."
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