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       The Boss says to Dilbert, "Help me interview a candidate for
       engineering."   The Boss says to Dilbert, "I think he's terrific!" 
       Dilbert thinks to himself, "Uh-oh."   During the interview, Dilbert
       says to the candidate, "According to your resume, Paul, you invented
       e-commerce."  The Boss says, "Wow!"   The Boss then exclaims, "I'm
       going to hire him right now!"  Dilbert replies, "Hold on."   Dilbert
       says to Paul, "Paul, you didn't really invent e-commerce, did you?" 
       Paul ansers, "Well..."   Paul continues, "Maybe I was...um...part of
       the team that invented it."   Dilbert, now agitated, yells "No one
       invented e-commerce!"  The Boss, completely oblivious to all that 's
       been said asks Paul, "When can you start?"   Dilbert asks the Boss,
       "Why am I here?" The Boss responds, "Maybe Paul can teach you how to
       invent things."
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