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       The Boss says to Dilbert, "Write a performance evaluation for
       yourself."   The Boss continues, "Shoot for about 3%
       raise...because that's what you're getting."   Dilbert's computer
       states, "Dilbert's inventions will earn a billion dollars.  But we
       think he steals almost as much."
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