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       Asok points to his diagram as he explains to the group, "My software
       will create human simulations from DNA samples."   The Boss asks Asok,
       "What's the market application?"   Asok answers, "Well...there are
       many various applications." The Boss says to Asok, "Name one."   Asok
       begins to explain, "Well...someday the entire human genome will be
       mapped and decoded."   Asok continues, "You could take a hair sample
       from a woman who refuses to date you..."   Asok continues to explain,
       "and create a software simulation of her to keep in your computer
       watch."   Asok says, "You could have one button to feed her and one
       button to punish her."   Wally replies, "I'd buy it."   The Boss asks
       Asok, "Can you add a button?"
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