Dilbert - 2000-06-25 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 2000-06-25
       Dilbert says to the Boss, "I'm grossly underpaid.  I want a raise."  
       The Boss replies, "Oh, Dilbert, Dilbert, Dilbert."   Dilbert responds,
       " What? What? What?"   The Boss says to Dilbert, "People don't work
       here for money."   The Boss continues in an enthused voice. "They work
       here for the challenge!"   Dilbert answers, "If challenges are more
       valuable than money..."   Dilbert continues, "Why don't you give me
       your money and I'll give you my challenges."   After a moment of
       silence, Dilbert says "Well?"  The Boss thinks to himself, "I must
       kill him before he infects the others."
       Tags :