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       Catbert, the Evil H.R. director says to Wally, "Wally, our auditors
       found 40 gigabits of bikini pictures on your PC."  Wally is thinking
       the same thing.   Catbert says to Wally, "That is grounds for
       dismissal.  How do you plead?"   Wally thinks to himself, "Innocent. 
       Technically, they didn't find any pictures."   Wally says to Catbert,
       "What they found were zeroes and ones resting harmlessly on magnetic
       media."   Wally continues, "It was the auditors themselves who
       activated thoe harmless bits to form pictures on the screen."   Wally
       says to Catbert, "I demand that those godless auditors be fired!"  
       Wally also says, "And if it's not too much trouble, I'd like my zeroes
       and ones back."   After Wally's meeting with Catbert, Dilberts asks
       Wally "Was justice served?"  Wally responds, "It's a gray area."
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