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       The Boss says to Carol, "Carol, from now on, I want a live person
       answering my phone."   Carol asks the Boss, "What attracted you to
       that idea?"   Carol continues, "Was it the inefficiency or the drain
       of morale?"   The Boss replies, "Important executives don't use voice
       mail."   Dilbert approaches the Boss and says, "I have some
       information for you." The Boss answers, "Call me."   While standing in
       front of the Boss, Dilbert begins dialing his telephone number.  
       Carol picks up the Boss' line and says, "He's not here. Do you want to
       leave a detailed message?"  Dilbert answers, "Yes."   Carol screams in
       the phone, "Well, you can't!!!"
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