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       Dilbert and Alice are seated together at a table when the Boss walks
       up and hands Dilbert a piece of paper.  He says to Dilbert, "I
       finished the project plan without your input."   As Dilbert reads the
       paper, the Boss goes on to say, "You would have lied to me anyway, so
       I just skipped that step."   The Boss sits at the table with Dilbert
       and Alice and says, "I've already assigned blame for failure, but
       don't worry, it's just preliminary."
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