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       Wally is leaned back in his chair sleeping.   Wally awakens, looks at
       his wrist watch and thinks to himself, "It's time to complain about my
       workload."   As Wally walks away from his desks, he thinks "An ounce
       of prevention is worth a pound of asignments."   Wally goes into the
       Boss' office to complain about his workload. He says to the Boss, "I'm
       working day and night!"   Wally goes on to explain.  "I've got
       projects, assignments, deliverables, tasks..."   The Boss sits at his
       desk listening to Wally.  Wally continues, "...must -do items, fire
       drills, and dog and pony shows."   The Boss, having ignored everything
       Wally just said, hands Wally a piece of paper and says "Wally, I have
       an assignment for you."  Wally is surprised.   Back at his desk, Wally
       is again leaned back in his chair, faced covered with the piece of
       paper the Boss handed him earlier, as he thinks to himself, "I solved
       my glare problem."
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