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       The Boss' phone rings and he thinks to himself, "Again?  That thing
       rang last week, too."   A telephone company representative calls the
       Boss. "Hello.  May I interest you in long distance phone service?"  
       The Boss replies, "How long is it?"   The telephone representative
       answers, "Umm...it's very long.  Extremely long."   The Boss replies
       in a demanding manner with one arm thrust in the air, "I need to know
       exactly how long it is!"   The Boss continues to say, "If it's too
       short I'll have to shout the last mile!  I hate that."   The telephone
       respresentative replies, "Okay...it's fifty miles long."   The Boss
       responds, "No, thanks.  I don't know anyone fifty miles away."
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