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       Dilbert tells a salesman: "We found a dozen bugs in the software you
       sold us."   The salesman answers: "We can fix these bugs for $20,000. 
       Dilbert is shocked: "What?"   Dilber says: "You can't charge us to fix
       you own defective product!"   The salesman laughs boisterously.   He
       explains: "Sorry...I was overcome by an evil euphoria."   Dilbert
       says: "I guess we have to pay.  We have no choice!"  Reaching for his
       cell-phone, the salesman says: "Excuse me."   The salesman speaks into
       his cell-phone: "Put more bugs in the software!  I'm making a fortune
       out here!"   Dilbert thinks: "I'm starting to question our single
       source strategy."
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