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       Caption reads: "Catbert, evil H.R. Director."  Catbert is sitting  
       behind a desk in a throne-like chair.  He tells Dilbert, who is
       sitting   in a very small chair: "We've decided to give you a new
       personality."   Dilbert is surprised: "What!  Why?"   Catbert
       explains: "You're current personality is non-standard."   He
       continues: "You must choose one of the approved corporate  
       personalities."   Catbert presents the options: "The choices are
       sycophant,   glad-hander, sadist, quantoid, prima donna, empty suit,
       or whining   misfit."   Dilbert says: "Empty suit sounds interesting."
         Catbert says: "Excellent choice.  Here's the Spec Sheet."   Wally
       asks Dilbert about the meeting: "How did it go?"  Dilbert   answers,
       reading from the Spec Sheet: "Same ol' Same ol'.  You   got that
       right!"
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