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       Dilbert, the Boss, and Wally are at a meeting.  The Boss says: "Our
       division is unusually profitable this year."   He turns to Dilbert:
       "That means our targets for next year will be set impossibly high."  
       He turns to Wally: "Our only hope of reaching our profit target next
       year..."   He continues: "...is to sabotage profits for the rest of
       this year."   He explains further: "It's too late to stop customers
       from buying our products."   He continues: "So we'll focus on
       increasing wasteful spending."   The Boss puts his hand on Wally's
       shoulder and tells him: "Wally, I'm sending you to a leadership
       training class."   After the meeting, Wally sticks out his coffee mug
       and asks Dilbert, "Did you ever stick out your coffee mug and just
       follow where it took you?"
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