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       Dilbert is at the Boss's desk.  The Boss tells Dilbert: "Don't invite
       marketing to the planning meeting."   Dilbert replies: "If I don't,
       they'll sabotage the implementation."   The Boss says: "Yes, but if
       you DO include them in the planning..."   Dilbert finishes the Boss's
       thought: "...they'll hose the plan?"  The Boss confirms Dilbert's
       statement: "Exactly."   The Boss continues: "And they'll still botch
       the implementation."   Dilbert asks: "If we know it's doomed, why do
       we bother?"   The Boss answers: "It's the same reason I had kids."  
       Dilbert thinks to himself while walking away: "At least there is a
       reason."
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