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       Dilbert tells the Boss while handing him some documents: "My tests
       prove our product is defective."   While the Boss is examining the
       documents, Dilbert says: "Customers expect delivery tomorrow."  
       Handing the documents back to Dilbert, the Boss says: "Our corporate
       philosophy is 'Quality is our primary goal.'"   Dilbert asks: "So...
       you want me to delay shipment until we fix the problems?"  The Boss
       answers: "No."   The Boss says: "I want you to ship now so we can book
       the revenue."   Dilbert exclaims: "GAAA!  That's the opposite of our
       corporate philosophy!!!"   The Boss replies: "Now you know why there
       aren't any rich philosophers."   Reclining on the couch at home with
       Dogbert, Dogbert tells Dilbert: "There used to be one, but he believed
       I was a Swiss bank."
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