Dilbert - 2000-01-23 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 2000-01-23
       Wally, Catbet, Dilbert, Alice and Asok are in a meeting.  Catbert
       says: "We're changing to a cash balance pension plan."   Catbert says:
       "It will make the company much more competitive."   Asok is sitting
       between an elder co-worker and Alice,  Asok says: "Yippee!!! A cash
       balance plan is good for young employees!"   The older employee stands
       up and says angrily to Asok: "Oh, yeah? Well it's not so good for me!"
         The older employee says: "I demand that you change it back!"  Asok
       screams: "No!"   The older employee throws himself on top of Asok who
       raises his arms in defense.  The older employee says: "I'll snap you
       like a dried twig, you little zygote!"   Asok says: "Ouch! Stop
       clubbing me with your artificial hip!!"  Wally, Catbert and Dilbert
       watch the fight with no reaction.   Wally says to Catbert and Dilbert:
       "On the plus side, they do seem more competitive."
       Tags :