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       A client wearing a cap is sitting with Dogbert in a meeting.  Dogbert
       says to him while pushing a sheet a paper towards him: "This
       investment combines the best features of an annuity  plus a
       twenty-year car lease."   The client looks at the sheet of paper and
       says to Dogbert: "How can I tell if there are hidden fees?"  Dogbert
       answers: "You can pay me 1% per year to advise you."   The client
       looks suspicious and says to Dogbert: "Wouldn't that be like paying a
       burglar to guard my house?" Dogbert answers: "Excuse my while I wag."
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