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       Ted, Dilbert, Alice and the boss are sitting in a meeting.  Ted says:
       "I quantified our marketing strategy because you insisted."   Ted
       holds up a sheet of paper with lists on it and says: "I listed the
       pros and cons on this sheet."   Ted says to Dilbert: "Then I added up
       the columns."   Ted puts the sheet of paper on the table and says:
       "The pros outnumber the cons, so we're going forward."   Dilbert has
       the sheet of paper in his hands now and says to Ted: "Let's see.  Your
       cons include...unhealthy and unprofitable.   Dilbert keeps reading
       from the sheet of paper and says: "Your pros are...waffles, eggs,
       bananas and milk."   Ted says to Dilbert: "Oops.  That might be my
       grocery list."   Ted gets angry and shakes his arm with the sheet of
       paper up and down and screams to Dilbert: "You fool! I told you
       quantification never works!!"
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