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       CEO says...: The CEO is sitting at his desk showing a folder to the
       Senior VP.  The CEO says to the Senior VP: "The research supports my
       strategy."   The CEO hands the folder to the Senior VP and says: "You
       can read the research but don't make copies."   Senior VP says...: The
       Senior VP is holding the folder with both hands and says to the VP: "I
       can tell you about it but you can't read it."   VP says...: The VP
       says to the Assistant VP: "I don't remember the reason but I'm sure
       there is one."   Assistant VP says...: The Assistant VP is sitting at
       his desk and he says to the boss: "There's no reason."   The boss,
       Wally and Dilbert are in a meeting and the boss says to them: "Our
       strategy is a huge mistake but we have to do it anyway."   Dilbert is
       holding a suitcase and says to Dogbert: "After I fall asleep tonight,
       please smother me with a pillow."   The CEO is sitting at his desk and
       thinks: "My people love me because I manage with data."
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