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       Dilbert pokes his head into the boss's office and says: "You were
       totally correct."   Dilbert says to the boss: "We can develop the
       product on time and under budget."   Dilbert says to the boss: "All we
       have to do is give up some features."   Dilbert says to the boss: "For
       example, the original design called for a scalable wide area network
       switch..."   Dilbert says to the boss while extending his arms:
       "...with multiprotocol support and full network diagnostics."  
       Dilbert shows a sheet of paper to the boss and says: "The new design
       calls for a shoebox full of yarn."   The boss is looking at the sheet
       of paper while Dilbert says to him: "So we're in good shape...assuming
       yarn is free."   The boss says to Dilbert: "You're a serious threat to
       my open door policy."
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