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       Susan is standing in front of the boss who is sittind at his desk.
       Susan says: "May I get a laptop computer?"   The boss answers: "No,
       but you can order one for me."   Dilbert hands a sheet of paper to the
       boss and says: "May I go to this technical seminar in Hawaii?   The
       boss answers: "No, but you can sign me up for it."   Alice shows the
       boss a calendar and says: "May I take this Friday off so I have a four
       day weekend?"   The boss answers: "No, but you can sit in for me while
       I take that Friday off."   Wally says to the boss:"May I eat this
       caterpillar?"  The boss answers: "Give me that."   The boss is sitting
       at his desk all by himself and thinks: " I hope they never recognize
       the pattern." while he is chewing the caterpillar.
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