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       The boss pokes his head into Dilbert's cubicle and says to Dilbert:
       "Dilbert, come meet the two new employees."   The boss introduces
       Dilbert to the new employee and they both extend their hands to shake.
        The boss says: "This is Sophie, one of the best engineers in the
       business."  Dilbert thinks: "the drawing of a heart"   The boss points
       to the other new employee and says: "The other one is her imcompetent
       husband."   The boss stands between the two new employess and says:
       "We had to hire him so Sophie would agree to relocate."   The husband
       says to the boss: "Are you saying I didn't get hired for my talent."  
       Sophie says to her husband: "You don't have any talent, honey" The
       husband answers: "Oh, that's right."   The boss stands with his back
       to the husband and says to Dilbert: "Dilbert, your job is to do his
       job in addition to your own."   Dilbert is sitting at his computer
       with Sophie's husband to his side. The husband says: "Do you want to
       see my collection of squirrel heads?"
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