Dilbert - 1999-12-05 -
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The boss and Carol are standing in front of Alice, Wally and Dilbert.
The boss says, while pointing to Carol: "Congratulations to my
secretary Carol for getting her MBA" The boss says to Carol: "At
this company we believe hard work should be rewarded." The boss says
to Carol: "The next time you fetch my coffee, get some coffee for
yourself too!" Carol says to the boss: "You should be promoting me,
you pompous baboon!" The boss says to Carol: "How can I explain this
in the most sensitive way?" The boss says: "The secretarial stigma
will cover you like a mountain of wet carpets until the day you die."
The boss says to Carol, who looks furious: "I'm glad we had this
talk. I think it helped." Alice and Wally are walking behind the
boss and Alice says:"The next time you ask for coffee. We'd like to
watch."
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