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       Wally, the boss, and Dilbert are in a meeting.  The boss says, "In
       addition to ISO 9000, we will strive to be QS-9000 compliant."   The
       boss continues, "That means falsifying the following documents: QSR,
       APQP, FMEA, MSA, SPC, PPAP and QSA."   "Remember, you can't spell
       compliance without "liance"..."
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