Dilbert - 1999-11-28 - 
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       Catbert is walking through the office carrying  a paper thinking, "I
       love my job."   He walks into Wally's cubicle and says, "Hello,
       hapless employee."   He continues, "I've renamed the four levels of
       employee performance..."   "...To accurately reflect the views of
       management."   Catbert reading from his paper, "The category of
       "exceeds expectations" is renamed to..."   "..."At least he or she
       doesn't drool on himself or herself."..."   He continues, "..."Meets
       expectations will be called "loser".  "Does not meet expectations"
       will now be called "Die!  Die!  Die!"..."   Catbert is walking off
       thinking, "I could send it out by e-mail but I enjoy seeing the looks
       on their faces."
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