Dilbert - 1999-11-21 - 
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       A young Dilbert is in the kitchen with his mom and asks, "Mom, can I
       go skateboarding at the construction site?"  Mom replies, "No."  
       Dilbert asks, "Why not?  Everyone else does it."   Mom asks, "If
       everyone jumped off a cliff, would you do that?   Dilbert replies,
       "Well, that would depend on many factors, including height, training
       and equipment."   Dilbert goes on, "But if 100% of the people who
       jumped off cliffs said they enjoyed it, as in my skateboard example...
         "...Then I would conclude that it was safe."   Dilbert continues, "A
       better question might have been, "If everyone wore clothes, would you
       do that?"..."   Dilbert outside, walking off with his skateboard
       thinking, "Her credibility gets worse every day."
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