Dilbert - 1999-11-07 - 
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       Wally is standing at a large pad with the word "SAFETY" on it, heading
       a meeting.  Wally says, "I'm the newly designated fire warden for this
       floor."   Wally continues, "You might expect me to be bitter about
       this assignment."   ..."Granted, it tells the world I wasn't
       productive at my regular job."   The group looks on as Wally
       continues, "And if the building burns, I'm expected to be the last one
       out."   Turning over the page on the pad saying, "But my only concern
       is your safety.   The large pad now reveals a sketch of three little
       stick figures running with the word "AAAGH!" above them.  Wally
       explains, "In the event of a fire, don't be too proud to panic."   The
       next page is a sketch of a stick figure, flying head first, into a
       toilet.  Wally says, "If the windows won't open, try flushing yourself
       to safety.   ..."And never, ever get between me and the exit door." 
       The boss interrupts, "Wally..."
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