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       The boss is following Dilbert to a desk.  The boss says, "Here are the
       strategies from our seven silo teams."   They sit down and the boss
       says, "Your job is to merge them into a coherent company plan."  
       Dilbert says, "These are all mutually exclusive."   Dilbert
       continues... "I'd have to totally change them to make them coherent." 
        Dilbert goes on... "In effect, I would be deciding the strategy for
       the entire company."   The boss says, "That's okay."  Dilbert replies,
       "It is?"   The boss walks off thinking, "No one ever reads it anyway."
         Dilbert, at his computer thinks, "I feel sorry for those losers on
       the silo teams."
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