Dilbert - 1999-10-24 - 
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       Caption:  Dogbert's ad agency"  Dogbert stands on a table holding a
       pointer.  Dogbert says to The Boss and Dilbert, "According to my
       research..."   Dogbert says, "...People don't use your products when
       they are outdoors."   Dogbert gestures to The Boss, "Somehow we must
       keep people indoors."   Dogbert flips a page on a display notepad. 
       Dogbert says, "I recommend an intensive ad campaign..."   Dogbert
       continues..."Featuring this slogan..."  The pad reads, 'Outdoors is
       for losers.'   Dpgbert says to Alice, Dilbert and The Boss, "The tv
       spot will show humming-birds  attacking a man in his garden."  
       Dilbert raises his hand and says, "Question:  Wouldn't that destroy
       the happiness of gullible people?"   Dogbert says, "We'll tell them it
       doesn't."
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