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       Dilbert stands next to a blank projection screen.  He says, "My boss
       asked me to give his presentation."   Dilbert puts a transparency on
       the overhead projector, saying, "I'll start with his irrelevant
       comparisons."   Dilbert points to the projection, saying, "Our budget
       is lower than last year...".   His co-workers watch as Dilbert
       continues, "When we had completely different projects."   Pointing to
       a projection of a graph, Dilbert continues, "Our average product
       development time is less...".   The co-workers watch as Dilbert
       continues, "Than the average for companies who make different
       products."   Dilbert puts another transparency on the projector,
       saying, "Let's move on to his list of blindingly obvious insights."  
       Standing next to the projction, Dilbert says, "If it's okay with you,
       I won't read them aloud."  The projection reads, "Computers are
       getting faster!"
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