Dilbert - 1999-09-05 -
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The Boss brings Dilbert a piece of paper. He tells him, "Good idea,
Dilbert ... I made a few changes and sent it out." Dilbert reads the
paper and screams, "GAAA!" Dilbert says, "You removed the parts that
made it a visionary idea!" As the Boss stares at him blankly,
Dilbert continues, "Now it's just an unimaginative retread of an idea
that has been widely discredited." Dilbert yells in shock, "GAAA!
AND IT HAS MY NAME ON IT!" Dilbert collapses back on his desk,
saying, "That idea was the energizing force that gave me strength to
work." Dilbert yells, "NOW IT'S DEAD! YOU KILLED IT!" Dilbert lies
backwards, his head on his desk, gurgling. The Boss says, "I'd love
to chat but I have to manage someone else now."
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