Dilbert - 1999-08-08 - 
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       A salesman sits with his briefcase across from Dilbert. The salesman
       says, " a tough negotiator, but I think we have a deal."   The
       salesman hands Dilbert a piece off paper and says, "Just sign the
       contract and we'll deliver the equipment."   Dilbert reads and says,
       "This contract is totally different from what we agreed."   The
       salesman thinks, "Must act suprised." and says, "Really?"   dilbert
       says, "Why are you spring all these conditions on me at the last
       minute?"   The sales man says, "No onwe has ever complained before."  
       Dilbert says, "Can I borrow your briefcase for a minute?"  and takes
       the briefcase.  The salesman says, "Um... okay."   dilbert drops the
       briefcase off a balcony.  The salesman says, "That wasn't nice." 
       Dilbert says, "No one has complained before."
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