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       The boss reads from a piece of paper in a meeting.  The boss says,
       "The new policy from our CEO bans coffee from cubicles."   The boss
       says, "Because he says, "It causes a distraction" and can "mess up
       desks."   Dilbert says, "How did..."  Alice says, "Hold it Dilbert."  
       Wally says, "It's Alice's turn."  Alice says, "You get the next easy
       one."   Wally says, "Make us proud."   Alice says, "Ahem, ahem"  
       Alice says, "How did he become ceo..."   Alice stands and says, "...if
       he's too stupid to drink coffee and work at the same time?"   The boss
       says, "Our CEO also discussed unnecessary expenses."  Wally says, to
       Dilbert, "Lucky!"  Dilbert says, "Ahem."
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