Dilbert - 1999-07-18 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 1999-07-18
       Caption: "The Feng Shui Consultant"  Dogbert stands on the boss' desk
       and says, "This office is swarming with evil spirits"  The Boss says,
       "It is?"   Dogbert says, "There's one in your vent!  Ooh - he ducked
       back in before you saw him."   Dogbert says, "Put Rubber bands around
       your pant legs to keep the spirits out of your trousers."   Dogbert
       says, "I figure the evil spirits will mount - a rear assault through
       that window."   Dogbert screams. Dogbert's ears fly up.   Dogbert
       says, "It's gone now."  The boss says, "What did you see?!"  Dogbert
       says, "It's gone now."   The boss hides under his desk.  Dogbert wags
       his tail and says, "Your only hope is to turn your secretary's cubicle
       intoa koi pond."   Dilbert stnad by Carol's cubicle which is now
       filled with water and a leaping fish.  Carol sits in the water wearing
       a scuba mask.  Dilbert says, "Do you feel any luckier?"  Carol curses.
       Tags :