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       Dogbert sits in front of the television with the remote. The
       television says, "'In tape one, I'll teach you how to conquer a small
       island for no money down.'"   Dogbert drops the remote in surprise as
       the television continues, "First, you must travel to the place you
       plan to conquer."   Dogbert says to Dilbert, "I'm designed for
       sitting. That's why my butt is covered with soft fur." Dilbert sits
       beside him on the couch and says, "I think that's happening to me
       too."
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