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       Caption: "Dogbert gets a loan"  Dogbert sits across the desk from a
       bank executive.  Dogbert wags his tail and says, "I plan to buy all
       the copies of hte book I authored, thus making it a bestseller."  
       Dogbert says, "And I'd like to use your house as collateral.  Unless
       it's a dump."   The banker says, "How are you planning to pay us
       back?"  dogbert says, "Do you take books?"
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