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       Asok the Intern and Dilbert sit at a table. The Boss comes in and
       says, "I need your budget estimate today."   Asok replies, "We won't
       have useful numbers until next week."   Dilbert turns and says, "It
       doesn't work that way, Asok." Asok says, "No?"   Asok and Dilbert
       approach the Boss who stares blankly into space. Dilbert explains, "As
       soon as he asked the question, he went into 'boss hibernation.'"  
       Dilbert waves his hand in front of his face and says, "He can't see or
       hear anything until we say a number. Watch."   Dilbert says, "Three
       million dollars." The Boss comes to and says, "Uhn!"   The Boss walks
       away and says, "Three million. Good work."   Dilbert says, "The first
       time I saw it, I panicked and ended up with a budget of $911."
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