Dilbert - 1999-07-04 -
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The Boss sits at the conference table and says, "If you don't finish
the project on time, I'll probably lose my job." Asok the Intern
asks, "What would happen to us?" Dilbert answers, "We would get a
better boss." Wally continues, "We might get a better project too!"
Alice goes on, "There would be weeks of confusion with no work at
all!" Everyone shouts, "YAY!!" Alice holds her hands close to her
chest and says, "It's all ours if we simply do less work!" Alice
says, "Whoo! I've never felt my morale go up before. I'm dizzy." The
Boss looks at his paper and curses, "#$%^$#!"
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