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       Title reads:  "Catbert:  Evil Director of Human Resources."    Catbert
       is at his desk.  He says to Dilbert, "I hired a new engineer for your
       project."   Catbert unveils the new engineer.  He is a joke.  His
       tongue hangs out of his mouth, his eyes are wide, his collar is up and
       one side of his shirt is untucked.  Catbert says,  "He's never been an
       engineer before."   Dilbert listens as Catbert continues, "But YOU'RE
       an engineer, so how hard could it be?"   Catbert adds, "And he's
       cheap!  I'll get a huge raise for being under budget."  Dilbert is
       getting furious.   Catbert exclaims, "And your project will fail!  Ha
       Ha Ha Ha!"   As the new engineer reaches towards him, Catbert
       realizes, "Uh-oh.  I laughed myself full of static electricity."  The
       new engineer thinks, "Fuzzy.  Cute." and pets Catbert.   "Zap!"  
       Dilbert, standing over the body of the new engineer, asks, "He's dead.
        Now what?"  Catbert replies, "I guess you'll have to drag him to the
       meetings."
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