Dilbert - 1999-06-06 - 
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       Dilbert stands at the boss' desk.  The boss says, "e-mail two copies
       to me when you're done."   Dilbert says, "Two copies?  It's e0mail." 
       The boss says, "So?"   Dilbert says, "Never mind.  I'll e-mail two
       copies."   The boss says, "and fax a copy in green paper for my
       files."   Dilbert says, "Green?  It's a fax!"   The boss walks Dilbert
       out of his office and says, "And bring me a hard copy of the internet
       so I can do some serious surfing."   Dilbert begins to faint in the
       doorway.  Dilbert thinks, "Motivation.... gonve.. losing
       consciousness.."   Dilber joins the pile of passed out employess by
       the boss' door.  The boss thinks, "How did I end up with all the lazy
       employees?"
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