Dilbert - 1999-04-18 - 
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       Wally, Dilbert, the Boss, and others are in a meeting.  The Boss
       introduces the woman next to him to the group.  The Boss says, "Patty
       is our new 'process manager.'"   The Boss continues, "Patty doesn't
       know how to DO anything."   He adds, "She only knows how to do things
       BETTER!"  Patty raises a finger, "Process!"   Patty says, "For
       example, this meeting is poorly managed because you have no process." 
        Patty, turning to Asok, continues, "And this intern obviously had no
       process for deciding whether to attend."   The Boss raises his hand. 
       He addresses the group, "Okay, Patty is annoying.  All in favor of
       getting rid of her."   The entire group, except for Patty, raises
       their hands.  Asok looks like he's going to strangle her.   As they
       all leave the meeting behind the dejected Patty, Dilbert says to her,
       "You lasted longer than Timmy the 'Facilitator.'"
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