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       Wally and Dilbert are walking down the hall.  Dilbert says, "There's
       Ted.  He never sent me the information he promised."   Wally and
       Dilbert stop when they come up to Ted.  Dilbert asks, "Why have you
       ignored my request, Ted?"   Ted says, "I was killed by a squadron of
       giant military squirrels."   Wally tells Dilbert, that "He doesn't
       respect you enough to tell a plausible lie."   Dilbert screams, "I
       demand a PLAUSIBLE lie!"   Ted responds, "Okay, maybe I WASN'T killed
       by giant military squirrels."   Ted continues, "But I WAS imprisoned
       in their secret lair at the center of the earth."   Wally and Dilbert
       are walking away.  Wally:  "You can't prove that one either way." 
       Dilbert:  "He did say it was a "secret" lair."
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