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       The Boss and a woman approach Dilbert. The Boss says, "Dilbert, this
       is Peggy the P.R. Director."   The Boss continues, "I want you to
       review her press release for technical accuracy."  Peggy presents a
       document to Dilbert.   Dilbert sits and reads it.  Peggy watches his
       reaction.  Dilbert asks, "Who wrote this?  A trained squirrel?"   He
       continues, "I don't know where to begin."   Peggy gets angry as
       Dilbert takes a pen to the press release.  Dilbert says, "I'll cross
       out the run-on sentences and transparent lies first."   Dilbert
       continues, "Then the failed attempts at cuteness... the spelling
       errors... grammar."   Dilbert returns the press release to a Peggy,
       who is furious.  Dilbert adds, "There you go.  Remember, criticism
       makes you stronger."   Dilbert is at home how, clothes torn to shreds,
       arm in a sling, head bandaged.  To Dogbert, he says, "It was a mistake
       to make her stronger."
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