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       The boss sits across from Asok.  The boss says, "Asok, I can't give
       raises to young employees."   The boss says, "Because as soon as you
       get a few dollars in your pocket..."   The boss says, "You buy small
       motorcycles a disappear in the night."   The boss says, "I know that's
       a generalization."   The boss says, "Some of you prefer the crack
       cocaine."  Asok is mad.   The boss says, "The good new is that I'm
       willing to be your mentor."   Asok gets up and screams.  Asok says,
       "Aaagh! I got double eight hundreds on my SAT!!! For what?!!"   The
       boss walks Asok out.  The boss says, "Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood
       I tickle my own feet."
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