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       Dilbert is in the boss' office.  The boss says, "Make your report
       consistent with our strategic plan."   Dilbert says, "What's out
       strategic plan?"  The boss says, "It's a secret."   Dilbert says, "Are
       you saying you don't trust me?"   The boss says, "I don't think it's a
       coincidence that most employee sabotage is done by employees."  
       Dilbert says, "How can I do my report if I don't know the strategy?!  
       The boss says, "Okay, okay.  I'll let you glance at it."  The boss
       pulls a piece of paper out of his desk.   The boss barely lets Dilbert
       see the paper.  The boss says, "Time's up!  That's long enough!"  
       Dilbert says, "That's the warranty for your chair." The boss says,
       "Really?  I've been managing to this for years."
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