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       Dogbert sits at Dilberts computer.  Dilbert stands in a robe with a
       cup of coffee.  Dogbert says, "I'm writing a comprehensive "how to"
       book."   Dogbert says, "In chapter one, I teach people how to pick
       winning lottery numbers."   Dogbert says, "Chapter two:  How to find
       free real estate in very nice neighborhoods."   Dogbert says, "Chapter
       three:  how to lose weight by eating huge tubs of ice cream."  
       Dogbert says, "Chapter four: how to build strong abs by joining a gym
       and never going."   Dogbert says, "Finally, how to see angels by
       giving yourself a near death experience."   Dogbert says, "That last
       one is just to get rid of all the witnesses."   Dilbert thinks, "On
       the plus side I don't feel so bad about not recycling."
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