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       Caption reads: "Catbert the Director of Human Resources." Catbert
       stands on the table in front of a prospective applicant. He says, "So,
       you want a job here, Tubby?" The man replies, "It's 'Toby.'"   Catbert
       looks at the sheet of paper in his hand and asks, "Did you just
       correct me?" The man says, "Um..."   Catbert turns and shouts at the
       man, "I alone will determine your name!!"   Catbert looks at him and
       asks, "Now, what is your name?" The man answers, "Tubby."   Catbert
       reads the paper and says, "Tubby, is it true that you're so dumb that
       you..."   Catbert holds out the paper and continues, "...Sent your
       resume to the human resources department?"   The man looks frightened
       as Catbert continues, "Do you think that's what this department does?
       Let me show you what I do."   The man is seen walking down the hall,
       his clothes torn into shreds and looking beaten up. The man says, "I
       think I just became an entrepreneur."
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