Dilbert - 1998-12-13 - 
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       An interviewee sits at the table across from Dilbert. Dilbert asks,
       "So...Justin, why do you want to work here?"   Justin replies, "I want
       to find a cure for asthma!"   Dilbert replies, "We don't do medical
       research here." Justin says, "Oh."   Justin holds out his arms and
       says, "Then I want to build the biggest hydroelectric dam in the
       world!"   Dilbert says, "We don't do that either." Justin asks, "What
       do you do?"   Dilbert replies, "We sit in fabric-covered boxes."  
       Justin sits there and a snapping noise sounds above his head. It goes,
       "Shrivel. Crinkle. Ack!"   Dilbert says, "That was the sound of your
       idealism dying." Justin says, "Show me to my box."
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