Dilbert - 1998-10-18 - 
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       The Boss peers into Dilbert's cubicle and thinks, "It's time to
       delegate."   The Boss says, "Dilbert, I want you to give me a new cash
       flow estimate for your project." Dilbert replies, "Okay, fine."   The
       Boss asks, "When will I get it?" Dilbert asks, "When do you need it?" 
        The Boss says, "As soon as possible!" Dilbert says, "Okay."   The
       Boss asks, "When do you think that will be?"   Dilbert turns and says,
       "I usually wait a few days to see if you change your mind."   Dilbert
       continues, "Then I'll give you last year's cash flow as a test to see
       if you read it."   The Boss leaves the cubicle and thinks, "The more
       experience they get, the worse they are."
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