Dilbert - 1998-10-07 - 
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       Dilbert stands in The Boss's doorway.  Dilbert holds two pieces of
       paper.  Dilbert says, "I have time to do ONE of these two
       assignments."   Dilbert says, "One is essential to the business the
       other is not.  Which ONE do you want me to do?"  The Boss says,
       "Both!"   Dilbert says, "I know you WANT both.  But if you can only
       GET one..." The Boss says, "Combine them and just do one."
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